I was cleaning out our bookshelves and I found graduation pictures of Oscar…
Oscar: Oh hey those.
Mother: We should put them up.
Oscar: What? No!
Mother: Why not? It’ll scare the rats away.
Shit our mother says
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Oscar: Look mom my book came in! It’s the Introduction to Partial Differential Equations with-
Mom: What to learn how to draw triangles? I thought you learned how to do that in kindergarten.
We're at a Mexican restaurant and Sharon is stretching to get some salsa for her nachos. Our mommy puts salsa on our other sister's nachos and leaves Sharon hanging.
- Sharon: Mommy why you no give me salsa? Don't you see me stretching over for some?
- Mommy: Keep stretching maybe you'll grow.
Mother just saw the game Angry Birds...
- Oscar: You just throw the birds.
- Mother: Throw? Throw the birds? That's horrible! [Five minutes of watching someone else play]
- Mother: Killer. [Two minutes later]
- Mother: No, you're doing it wrong. You have to throw it with feeling!
About Shit our mother says
Hi we're Sharon and Oscar and this blog is dedicated to our dear mother that constantly tells us funny shit.
